How was last night?
She looked like Delta Burke in her fat Designing Women days ... and she just left like 2 minutes ago. Right after breakfast.
New discovery: conditioner is better for jerking off than baby oil. Fuck yes.
I had to sleep with my math professor to pass algebra. Apparently my blowjobs are only C+ quality
I was told u were the one who could explain to me why i woke up in the running shower, still in my dress and heels
She made me take my shoes off outside her room but she didn't make me wear a condom. I am confused.
I miss eating meals at a table and having unprotected sex..
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
Why am I getting texts saying are you ready for this butthole? Help
This is what you sent me from the other side of the pool, "Idk but thers a pool n l wanna get naked take off my trunks ill paddle with my dick"
Fucking in bar bathrooms doesn't count as "rushing things"
I actually had to tell him that sex doesn't replace my Tupperware. Our relationship has reached a weird level.
Why can't I come over and snuggle you and make you lick my boots
The first time he ever tried to hold my hand, I moon walked away.
We're not ready for visitors right now.
wtf? who's we?
The Royal We: Me, My Vag, and I.
He's on the porch naked. Help.
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