I actually just cleaned easy glide lube off my desk. My life has gone way down hill since I met you.
When she sits down, she uses her fat rolls like an arm rest.
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
Someone sent me a drink from across the bar. It was water.
Can you tell me why I have pubes stuck in my teeth?
my mom just used "raw dog" in a sentence correctly, time to move out.
Hey they cleaned all the blood out of the elevator. Also could you pick up some nachos?
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
i tried to knight her with my dick. she said it was unromantic. what an ungrateful attitude for a knight.
So. I need to gloat. I couldn't exactly tell my family that I won this game by deep throating.
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
Who gives a hand job to a 19 yr old one night then the next lets a 31 year old random man fly a plane to town and pick u up and take u to dinner?
Will you fuck me while I eat my burrito though? I'm kind of hungry.
I've now fucked in every motel room in this small town.
am drunk, naked, and blow drying cat. need adult supervision
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