We're hooking up, I have a toothbrush at her place, and yet on leaving her apartment a minute ago we said goodbye with a hi five. WTF?
You're upset about this?
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
i just did my hair and make up to walk our dogs.. I hate being the single roommate
Just learned how to deliver a baby.the things i saw tonight can never be unseen
MCAT status: Day 64, no longer can remember what sex is like.
My professor just used the phrase "balls deep in your mind". My day is officially made.
my mouth is as dry as a post-menopausal camel on antidepressant's vagina.
I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL?
Hostess is going out of business we'll never survive the apocalypse
You know, you have a good excuse now if you have a poor performance. Just say "what do you expect? I took a paintball to the DICK!!"
Maybe if he'd step up his game and get a real job instead of donating plasma and trying to grow pot then you wouldn't feel compelled to write prisoners in Oregon.
The 4th is next week. If we don't get to a new level of high, we will be letting down George Washington.
Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
"I feel morally obligated to vote for him since he's my drug dealers dad"
thank you for the vibrator recommendation, i've come six times today and it's only noon
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