Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
ask if his dick looks like a sausage. alex's bro told me that's a sure sign. btw took pain pills. maybe shouldn't listen to me.
She said she didn't have time to shave "there"
Then she shouldn't have had time to order the lobster.
i had just passed the point of no return when my mom opened my door. I hid my dick and took the porn off the computer in time but i still had to explain my day at school to her WHILE i was jizzing in my pants.
he laminated a picture of his dick.
I realize now that I left my pants on that table in the downstairs bathroom at you house on Tuesday....
Just crossed the line from casual pregrame to public intoxication. Shotgunning in a bus shelter.
She asked me to head butt her and after half a bottle of whiskey that seemed reasonable.
She's crying about either her ex boyfriend, her one night stand, or her own puke. None of those is worth the tears.
Well we were going to compare notes, but all I could remember was throwing up, and all she could remember was kissing, so then we decided to not compare anything.
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
So you let the Viking explore your nether regions?
I'm really glad I had vomit on my sweater when I met his sister.
Fun fact. I just wrapped myself in wrapping paper for a sext. Is this a new high or a new low stay tuned.
You made the lady who made your cheeseburger sign the box so that when she got famous you would have her autograph.
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