i feel like im doing the pre-walk of shame..like every car that drives by is like, ooooo look at that girl, in that itty bitty dress, yep shes about to get her skank on tonight...
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
Yeah i'm definitely friends with drunk kyle, not sober kyle.
I just remembered I gave $20 to a bum last nite. Philanthropy events always make me do stupid shit.
Just wanna let u know that we are almost on the pity blow job level of our friendship.
At what point did you actually think that you could throw knives safely?
He broke the bed, AND shit in the closet. What a way to lose his virginity. What a night.
I think I'm allergic to vodka. Or people getting engaged. One or the other. I want to die.
Me and two guys that I made Eskimo bros all soberly slept together in my bed
You think you know everything because you're wearing a sweater
And I am bleeding like slutty girl #1 In a horror movie
Nothing like a near-death experience to start off your Thanksgiving...
I'm disgusted with myself. Who goes down on their Uber driver? This asshole
It’s 830 am and the amount of Valentine’s Day snaps I’ve already seen makes me either want to vom, drink a bottle of wine, or buy chocolate
1000% No lie I was just looking on insta and was thinking about taking a bottle of wine to the face..
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
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