so i just saw your dad embarking upon a biking journey in full reflective gear
...this stays between you and me
Yeah the sex got weird after I said "who's your daddy?" and she actually moaned her dads name.
She wore that goddamn strap-on all night. When she was playing guitar hero it kept getting in the way but she just wouldn't take it off.
Do you think if you have sex with a girl twin, her twin brother feels it to? Woke up at her house and they both have a look of disappointment on their faces.
It's that time of the week again where I begin to ponder life's great questions like, "What will my pathetic excuse for a future look like?" and "Why tacos?"
Date idea: we should go to the store and buy all the different kinds of Lay's and eat them all
I was like wtf you can warn a girl like hey I have a huge dick and I fuck for hours
Someone google feeding your vagina Advil and Neosporin
I had to puke in a ditch beside a cow pasture and like 50 cows just stood there and watched. I could feel the judgment.
I come from a long history of big boobed German, Swedish, and Irish women. And then there's me. Mother nature was like "Naaaaaaah."
Why am I not blowing coke off your ass at my apartment?
So i stood up out of the sunroof while he gave me oral. Car was still moving. Exactly how illegal is that?
i like that he makes me laugh. those are like my two favorite things. laughing and fucking.
Crawl out into the sunshine and off your vibrator for 7 minutes
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
Either I'm getting old or the shit show is playing earlier than it used to...
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