3 deer just ran past us on the street. At least I get to see some tail tonight
Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
Please dont jizz on my ds screen.
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
I had it in my eyebrows, my bangs, under one eye, and across both cheeks. Congratulations on the successful and elusive warpaint cumshot.
Sad Megan is Sad
Have you been drinking my beer?
So after I fell off 4 times we concluded I'm not allowed to ride him anymore.
I just wish my penis was a person so I could give him a high five.
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
Drunk sperm are not productive sperm.
I legit measured his penis against my chapstick and it was too close to call. So that was my night.
the awesomest thing about staying behind in our lame ass dorm room by myself during spring break: I've now nutted in 3 inconspicuous locations on your side of the room. brag to me again about how fucking awesome tahoe is you shithead. I dare you.
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
It’s a hundred kinds of wrong to do Jell-O shots at home alone. Right?
I support drinking alone. But Jell-O shots. That’s a game changer.
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