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you have to choose: penises or morals?
He's pole dancing on a heat lamp.
I hope this doesn't become one of those friendships where we dont have sex
He told me the hand job I gave him this morning was "lovely".
like the only thing i remember is bringing a piece of toast to the bar...
If I weren't her cousin I'd take advantage of her and this low point in her life.
I have too much respect and admiration for my dick to put it into a situation where he could possibly be killed
I drank toilet water last night, I can't answer you because my phone is in rice.
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
Ugh a 13 year old just asked me why people drink, I had to explain it without making it sound good. I need a drink.
She wanted to get out of there before you guys woke up so she wouldn't let me find my underwear. Lol So I apologize to whoever finds that in your room.
Like I’ve seen him completely trashed and I’ve also seen him rip shirtsleeves off with his teeth and I can’t tell if I’m intrigued or not
Can u pick up some lemons on the way? I have Tequila and a sore throat..I need them for both
Sorry I missed your birthday party. I caught a dick and rode it to O-Town
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