"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
A girl just asked me to co-sign for her boob job because she didn't have enough credit built up. This is a first.
This is a dangerous game of "whose life is more pathetic".
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
Nope. Too hot. We just sat in my tub with cold water spraying on us drinking coronas. This summer heat is killing my libido slowly
I went from looking for a bong to home decor in a 10 minute span. This is what being an adult is all about!
Today I learned that when you lick a mans butthole, you get wined and dined at a nice french restaurant.
I tipped him really well because I feel he knew we were high, but did it in a non judgemental way.
Went to the lab to print and realized the guy next to me was the one we stole all the beer from last night..... Oops
I feel like we'd have a lot of fun being drunk at a dog show.
Why exactly is there a butt plug on the counter?
I just used a coke ridden $20 bill to buy Girl Scout cookies
Mom says you're allowed to come home if you replace the towels. I don't want to know why.
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