so i just saw your dad embarking upon a biking journey in full reflective gear
...this stays between you and me
note to self: Never ask your girlfriend to have a 3some with your ex...
like what am i supposed to say "im thinking of how bad that sex was"?
I fuked that chick last night and she kept saying, "oh...oh....oh", like Bill Lumberg
so what did you do?
I did the mash I did the monster mash It was a graveyard smash!
ejected that DVD during the department meeting.. it was our porn from last night. I have a new nick-name at work.
WTF?! TAYLOR SWIFT JUST WON ARTIST OF THE YEAR OVER MICHAEL JACKSON?! WHAT IS THIS WORLD COMING TO?!
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
Okay wait let me power puke and then we can go dancing
We sat on the porch laughing about hilarious the sunrise was. And that we can do drugs again in the morning, thank god
You almost make it sound as if getting an education to further your career is more important than beer and tacos.
David pulled a magic mike again and started stripping on every street sign we passed.
We had sex with a sexual harassment video playing in the background before his gf got there. I've hit a new low
If you're wondering about the mess, we had sex in the kitchen. There was noodles involved.
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