i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
ok what kind of idiot turns down casual afternoon sex?
dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
we saw a llama on the side of the road. That's when we knew everything was going to be alright.
You looked at my sister and yelled at her saying in a couple of years she will be yours
I'm praying that the company stray cat shows up tomorrow. I think I may have hit it while leaving Friday. Nobody will believe it was an accident after I hit the last one.
Im gunna just be that one ballerina in the low V leopard thong leotard and everyone else can be boring and prude with their little pink tights on.
you 2 were alone in the living room and the dog walked in and you started yelling what are all these people doing in here
Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
Halfway through the night I was hiding in a trashcan. Then I "sobered" up and ran around the house throwing change because I wanted to make my last moments of 2013 charitable.
I apologize in advance for the number of sex toys drying on the bathroom sink.
I can now say I know getting hit in the face with a flying tortilla is not fun
I hope I don't have to wait for another triple crown winner to get laid again.
I knew the bike rally would be fun when I saw "male pole dancing" on the schedule
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