...So a 6 ft tall drag queen in heels I would kill for just told me I have a dunkable ass. I'm confused...but I'll take any compliment I can.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
i gave her a can of corn and told her the cabs are accepting non perishable food items over the holidays. blatant lie and she lives like $40 away
We could be the people that go there! Shuffleboard n shit. Meet strippers.
You had me at shuffleboard and strippers
Your cousin just asked the bartender to start a round of vagina shots. Not body shots. Vagina shots. We're taking her out more often.
Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
Does this mean I don't have to apologize for launching about 20 bead necklaces at you from the balcony?
So I have to masturbate in a hospital. I wonder what kind of porn they have.
You did a body shot out of her belly button with a bendy straw.
I just watched an intern spill two trays of coffee inside a spinning door
Best exit from a building ever
She's seen your dick through your pants. You don't need to ask
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
I woke up naked with a duck on my head. I think something went horribly wrong.
Sex in the backyard? Check.
Try sleeping with him.
Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...
Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.
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