just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
iPhone photo doodle is awesome. I gave my vagina some lazers and sent it to him. He has a whole series waiting on his phone for when he gets off the plane.
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
I may have just serenaded the sadface couple sitting on a bench outside the dorm by singing Bye Bye Bye.
Does peppermint hummus sound good or am I just high?
Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
Do you think wearing a shirt that says I like penis is too much for tonight?
Also I owe you 20 bucks, a clean towel and a glass of scotch. I'll even throw in a blow job
Dude you were sitting in front of me eating uncooked bow tie pasta...
Where did you go?
I'm not really sure. They have flavored vodka. I like it and I'm never leaving. Ever.
If sandwichs had dicks, my life would be complete
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
My booty call made my bed while I was in the shower. I may have to marry him.
Ate 5 hotdogs today. You need to get me back on my tequila diet cause this shit has to stop!
yep, just sat in the backseat of my car for about five minutes looking for the vodka soaked underwear,when i came to the realization that i really gotta start getting my shit together..
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