Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
I hope you fall in a pool of honey in an immensely populated region of bears.
Do 'mystery' cracked ribs heal any quicker than regular ones?
Is it a step in the wrong direction to ask my parents for a kegerator for graduation?
No, he attached a coozie to his crutches so he can carry his beer around the party.
Word is he has some crazy hawaiian STD
We were sitting in my backseat and he just kept biting me and telling me we weren't at the zoo...
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
We need a shit load of segways right now
Like the friend zone has no room for winks
He compared my vagina to his favorite T-shirt. I don't know if I should take that as a compliment or not..
I ripped my favorite bra in half last night while I was undressing in a drunken rage.
What was the rage all about?
He wouldn't stop to let me get McDonald's french fries.
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