I'm guessing "whatever I can get" wasn't the reply the nurse wanted when asking what med I need. Oh, and asked for a cartoon band-aid.
It's cute how he thinks we're going to have sex again
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
They were actually really boring considering how we met them.
howd you meet them?
They got shit-faced and decided to take a train to a city none of them had ever been to. We found them wandering the ghetto, with a bottle of gin and singing Disney songs.
Do you relize what downtown will be like this week? Like open season. But instead of deer its hot baseball players from all over the country that we'll never have to see again. I swear the college world series is a gift from god.
all law school has taught me so far is how to fart quietly during lectures and how to out-argue the ice cream guy when he screws me out of extra toppings.
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
I'm auditing financial statements and ur growing weed this is bullshit how did this happen to me
Dude, on the way home the cab driver asked why you didn't bring a guy home and referred to you as "one night stand girl"
I took a cab from the club to the grocery store. I needed peanut butter.
YOU CANT FOOL THE TOILET
My name will be tattooed on his ass by sunday.
Today I learned I and my bar naps were the subject of a bar meeting.
"They let me see the x-ray. My nose is broken. I saw it. It was cool. Well, I guess it would be cooler if it wasn't my nose."
A guy at my table is reading a magazine called "Cheese Connoisseur"
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