lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
I just saw a man with a full beard and frosted tips
there is no god
I just saw a stripper wear a tube top around her floppy gut. God bless Michigan.
My therapist says she wants to work on my 'trust issues'. I think she's found the cash cow within.
I'm leaving my hospital band on when we go drinking tonight. I'm aiming for pity sex.
You high fived me for banging your sister but lock me outta house bc I ate your pumpkin pie? Priorities bro
we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
He kept his baseball cap on when he went down on me...
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
Update: the condoms are expired and Canadians are NOT to be trusted!
Hey the moment you step into my house, find me IMMEDIATELY so we can pinky promise on not roping anyone at the party into yet another threesome
I'm not wearing pants, but I'm wearing a tiara.
Looking back, we probably shouldn't have chased alcohol with more alcohol
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