Sex don't cost a thang now that you can buy trojans with meal points.
her facebook's as public as her vagina
Two grown ass men just come into the bar riding humongous tricyles
Dude, I fucked her last night with nothing but my bandana on. Like straight Indian chief style.
Ice cream: Good. Fraternity: Good. Eating ice cream off a Skid Row bum's ass crack in order to get into a Fraternity: Homoerotic at best. I quit.
We bonded over the fact that we each, separately, got arrested on the same weekend.
I have no idea, but there's a bus parked in front of my house and like 6 texts saying im gonna prove my love. this is either really really awesome or really really bad.
I asked if I could borrow some condoms. She referred to herself as "a soup kitchen for whores".
And I'm determined to make an Eiffel Tower happen sometime. I just don't know who will take the pic (first world sex problem?)
Basically she credited me and my dick pic for boosting the moral of all the Safeway workers
Gays age differently than straights. 29 is like 45 in gay years. Next year I'll be in adult diapers and applying for medicaid.
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
Holy shit last night was like the irresponsible Olympics for me
it's unicorns you uncultured swine
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