this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
stop calling my apartment porn island.
so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
After this weekend, it looks come this holiday season I'll be walking in a winter abortionland.
I'm so bored right now i'm literally Googleing all the possible ways to get high with household items as my mom is sitting in front of me..
I'm at a nursing home getting weed. Lol when times are tough, things tend to get a lil weird
I should start wearing my Batman shirt more often when I drink. Good things happen. All sorts of shit.
There should be a promo code on the Papa Johns website for "I have no moneys but if you send a cute delivery guy I will pay him in blow jobs."
So he noticed that I cut a half inch off of my hair. Guess who just earned himself some road head on the way to the twin cities?
If you ever feel goofy just think of the fact that I just shaved the batman symbol into my pubes
He suffocated between her tits, but she didn't notice because he still came.
He came on my face and he was genuinely concerned about getting it in my hair. I'm marrying him.
This ice cream is 10x better than the sex I had yesterday
He lives 20 minutes away driving distance and decided to walk. I talked to him today and he took a nap along the way... In a cemetery.
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