He ate me out. It was like watching him trying to win a pie eating contest
Bt dubs, I still have cuts on my arm from when you attacked me with a dildo on Saturday night.
i got totally wasted at 2pm and cleaned the house bc i was bored. my mom now supports my alcohol problem
Eating Doritos is not nearly as enjoyable when I'm not drunkenly feeding them to peacocks.
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
The waitress just told me I'm asking alot. So far I've asked for a soul, an angel and carbombs
He played the same pre-sex songs as his brother...
I can't take any time off so I'll be here drinking mimosas til I puke at home with my kitty
you were stumbling down richmond carrying a girl in a nurse costume. its not even halloween dude
Think of it this way, instead of a puppy, we're getting a baby.
Yes, if by 'finishing my business' you mean vomiting in her bathtub and losing my watch.
Idk man there's lots of bad dick but even a bad cookie is still pretty good
My life is pants optional.
My boss is explaining why he thinks time goes by faster and faster. Bc of the rockets. No lie.
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
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