At what point did I decide it would be a good idea to fill my contact case with vodka
thats the mark of a good guy. when you can period all over his leg and he still thinks you're beautiful!
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
Too late, the blunt's already in my cleavage
Okay Im going to go have some sex apparently. I hope this chick is prepared the zero effort Im going to put into it.
Just had lapdance from stripper that had her 5th kid 28 hours earlier. A for work ethic.
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
Ok, I have three hours. I'm trying to work out two blow jobs and a taco.
My dad just bought me a 40. I consider this our peace treaty.
You don't understand. There's baclava and there's post sex baclava. You can't compare the two.
I just formed the "shit on a tree in Chicago club." And I feel awful about it.
I have nice boobs. Don't wanna deprive anyone of the experience.
You're a saint.
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
He may not be good for my soul but he’s great for my vagina!
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