This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
I forgot to tell you. I'm at a porno shoot today.
Before we started fucking, he laid me on the bed, and asked my what my sleep number was, so that i would be "comfy"
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
You called me at 2am singing 'happy birthday' while screaming 'I fucking love you' verses, all while eating a burrito and taking a piss off your apartment balcony
Yeah I know, the people below me already told me
Just come here and visit. Enjoy the deliciousness of me being legal. Just don't think, and come here right meow. meow meow meow.
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
She kept saying how cute and adorable I was. I felt like a care bear getting a blowjob
We met a guy named Raymond. You called him ramen all might and told him you would eat him up, "like sex, on a budget."
This gem of a conversation has been brought to you be weed
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
For sure. I'm slow cooking a 6 pound pork shoulder wrapped in bacon. If that doesn't scream "guys I'm going into culinary arts lets get drunk" I'm not sure what does.
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
Umm...sounds like a maybe. I broke my nose and have surgery next wed but if I'm ok by Friday I'm down.
All I remember is your girlfriend laying on the bathroom floor and me crawling in and asking if it was okay to puke.
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