What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
You just kept saying over and over "Tell me I won't do it." Someone finally told you you won't. You did. Welcome to herpes.
I figured he was gay when I walked in on him working out to Flirty Girl Fitness.
Just come over and take your pants off. 35 mins tops. You'll be home before midnight cinderella
We drove past his house blaring "Like a virgin" in the middle of the day. pretty sure he heard.
The only thing I really remember is repeating "I hope I still have a job on Monday". Oh and pulling my boob out of my dress.
So I take it the company Christmas dinner went well then...
are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
Something strange is happening to me, I think I miss hooking up with girls sober
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
How drunk do you think I'll be by the time I get home?
I just watched you drink a whole glass of wine through a Twizzler. Pretty drunk.
Not gonna lie, Wednesday was the perfect day to get laid off, all I've done since is watch the Simpsons marathon
B. I found a note on my phone and all it says is 'Fuck yeah im a racecar'
hes sooooo boring!!! I feel like I’m in a relationship with myself now. I have an 8 inch dildo under my bed, THATS how much I’m in a relationship with myself.
Eventually I will start sleeping with people who actually want to hangout with me the next day... But not today
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