I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
Banned from zoo.
Again?
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
you said the mailboxes were turning into babies and they started crawling away. then you cried and asked me how you were gonna get your college acceptance letters
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
My present? It was a fake boarding pass he made in Photoshop. He litterally just gave me a one way ticket to Pound Town
Learned my lesson. Pink pantydroppers out of a beer bong=deceiving
He turned down jacuzzi sex. He cares more about my vagina than i do.
What was she thinking? I'm not in the business of charity fucks anymore.
Coming to you live from the floor of my office..
And I also succeeded in getting kicked out of a bar when I was drinking straight from the vodka bottle at our table.
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
Came back with a random sweatshirt, an American flag, and a for sale sign. Mission success?
she made me cum so hard I dislocated my jaw. I'm keeping her
Everyone I slept with in 2016 is getting a Christmas card from me. Because I'm an adult.
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