the only time it's appropriate to sing In The Air Tonight by Phils Collins is while sake bombing at Cal Beach
um or while having sex on a train
a guy in a toll booth on I-90 told me to fuck off for not being a red sox fan. i am going to miss massachusetts very much.
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
announcing that you were the mayor of bjtown got their attention.
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
He said I could liberate his beef and all I could think about was how I don't eat veal for political reasons.
Drinking heavily at 3pm and about to rescue a 30lb street turtle. Dont even bother attempting to rise to this level bitch
I won't trust your judgement until the word stripper doesn't make me laugh
You just get me....like our souls are boning in the spirit world
It feels appropriate that the wallet of my high school and college years would die at the hands of a spilled bong. Which in and of itself is a solid metaphor for those years.
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
Don't trim your pubes if you've been drinking. I can't believe I have to tell you more than once.
Started mixing booze directly into the 2 liters and carrying them around. Mixing less often, and now kind of weightlifting,so double effecient.
The only thing that makes a night with half a bottle of cheap vodka is the other half of that bottle of cheap vodka.
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