she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
the extent of background information i have on her is minimal, but it will get me in her pants
I didn't think her British accent was real until I saw how fucked up her teeth were.
I kept telling myself all night that it was completely okay for me to lose all sense of my morals because it was my birthday.
And then as he was trying to conceal his boner from everybody, you said aloud "just grab your cock and get out of the pool"
I think i just threw up blood. i can't chill right now;
Why is it so hot and why are these the only pants in my life.
My worst fear almost came to light...I was choking and the cats stared at me like they had no problem eating my face if I died
She's calming us down by shoving oreos in our mouths
I had to sit there with his three fat aunts talking about a bunch of 50 Shades knockoff books.
I felt like a taxi, but my meter was running up minutes he would be eating me out that night.
Listen you let me know what you're doing after drinking rum punch all morning
I can't find the remote or the Doritos. Someone call 911. S.O.S. I sent this in Braille.
Would it be sad if I made a blanket fort to get drunk in till the power came back?
I had to reschedule my trainer meeting so now I'm just here eating hot pockets
I literally forgot every French word I knew and blurted out “mange moi” so he went down on me like I was some baguette fresh outta the oven!!!! I passed out.
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