Nobody needs to come anywhere. Except on your face.
people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
fyi, if youre wondering if offering a female police officer sexual favors will get you out of a ticket, the answer is no.
so we were having anal, both very very drunk when he started shouting his roomates name
who paints a picture of their own dick and sends it to people. i dont know if its borderline crazy or just fucking genius...
No, my body just knows its the weekend and wants to rage. Very different from alcoholism
you trust me enough to eiffel tower a girl but don't trust me with a mallet wtf happened to our friendsship
I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
Are we still banned from the library?
I'm pretty sure I had my drunk fortune told by a gay Miss Cleo last night. At least it's advice sober me can agree with.
That would be a dream come true. Seriously, he's like my mount everest, my life's ambition is to climb him.
You must have my penis confused with someone else's...which is disappointing
I don't trust him but hanging out with him might be fun
he's literally satan but yeah probably
By the time I realized I was watching a Danish porno with muppets it was already too late
apparently i ended up downloading "thats amore", giving him head, and singing it... all at the same time
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