How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
This is random, but did i give u a handjob in the middle of the night or was that a dream?
I was surprised he admitted he couldnt keep up. We both knew but usually they dont come out and say it
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
Apple should advertise that their phones are puke-proof. They would appeal to a whole new audience.
She flashed them and they let her pay with Monopoly money. I'm married, so it is your obligation as my best man to repeatedly fuck her for me
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
I really have to stop having sex with people I sell drugs to...it feels unprofessional
I was chasing pulls of fireball with bites of a bagel and yelling at people to take tequila shots with me. I shouldn't be allowed to go out alone.
I asked you for a cigarette and you handed me your phone and told me to search for one
He tried to break dance on the island in the kitchen and ended up knocking over everyone's alcohol onto the floor then yelled "GUCCI" before vomiting
I just remembered I did the whole byebyebye dance at the bar
i woke up in a bed of pop tarts
If you need me I'll be getting drunk in a chewbacca onsie like a real adult.
I'm sitting naked on my bathroom floor and it remind me of us.
That's my way of saying I miss you
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