i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
taking a shot every time they compare curling to a real sport
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
He's drunk and putting on a tie for the jimmy john's delivery guy
im probably shirtless right now with a bottle of jack watching horton hears a who. this is a judgement free zone.
Yea, you were talking about how you did not want to be a reindeer for at least 5 minutes.
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
he gifted me a vibrator as he was breaking up with me. you tell me how my night went
Is there a word in the English dictionary for impressed, yet disgusted?
I think the word you're looking for is flabbergasted.
I wish I could be happy with a nice Christian girl, but no, I need a hot mess who starts bar fights
I'm covered in glow paint and I can't find my shirt. So, successful night
I feel like there should be a 'roommate information section' of the paperwork when there's a chance you'll be given pain killers.
He sent me a dick pic. I am fighting the urge to send him a "sorry for your loss" card.
His abs are so defined he looks like a human xylophone.
Just saw a commercial for non alcoholic baileys cream. WHAT THE HELL IS THE POINT?!
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