I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
Hallmark should totally make "congratulations on getting your period" cards...I feel they would be quite popular.
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
as they left, you opened the door, dropped your pants then yelled "don't leave, this is what you're missing"
I'm watching i used to be fat. I've been doing crunches for the last half hour yelling at the slut on tv to stop crying and do crunches.
Oh trust me, i am. It's like magic, but instead of rabbits and doves its orgasms- He just keeps pulling them out of nowhere.
They had their heads out of the car singing the wrong words to the national anthem as we drove through traffic of people leaving the fireworks. AMURICA
It's pathetic. My bed hasn't been this sexless since it was in bedmart.
My one regret (beside the inevitable shit storm that followed) is that now I can't fuck his cute friend.
I woke up in bed spooning a vacuum cleaner
We were covered in sweat and glitter, making out onstage, in front of everyone. I think it was a good night.
Oh and people at work think i got knocked up so my gay roomie is claiming it as his lol
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
....even the bartender was embarrassed for her
it's okay that you two hooked up in the family bathroom at the mall.. i just pray to god you were not making a family in the family bathroom..
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