Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
Last night I dreamed I was having gay sex in prison. That's the last time we go to theme night at the club.
double majoring has taught me only that psych majors are sluttier than govt majors
The sales associate looked at me funny for wobbling in the heels i was trying on until i told her i was trying to see how well i'd be able to drunk walk in these tonight
I imagine her to be like a 19th century explorer/adventurer with different boys' hearts on her wall like animal heads
Like Teddy Roosevelt
Dude I live in a fucking closet and still get laid every weekend. Figure it out.
Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
We should discuss this later when sobriety has returned. Right now he's just like a distant cousin.
Beer, water, beer, water, beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer so much beer
Just remember that no one else gets to suck his dick but you, feel honored. It's like the Olympic torch of life is being passed off to you and it's your time to run
All I remember is receiving a lap dance to slow motion.
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
I’m 37 with a career and a home and yesterday my niece set up Snapchat so I can sext with my 22 year old boyfriend/fuck buddy. Yes. Yes I’d say I need help?
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