Ummmm the art teacher neighbor asked me to pose nude for her art class for cash.
He then proceeded to try to whisper up my nose...
brittany murphy hurts far more than michael jackson, patrick swayze, etc because i never masturbated to any of those other people
You need to find a way to go down on me and lick my toes at the same time
I'll google it
On my way, five mins. Is the line long? Do you think they will they hold a pumpkin at coat check?
She started telling me about this odd patch of smooth skin under her boobs. Not sure if she was hitting on me or looking for free advise from a doctor...
I mean, I still played with her tits for like 20min tho.
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
He's taking me to Tao. This is going to be so weird. How do you go on a first date with a guy that has seen you naked more times than clothed?
Like 50% of me thinks it'll be weird, 25% of me is curious & 25% of me is horny
Last time I was your wingman I had to deal with a girl whose only interest in my body was to clip my toenails. I'm not interested.
I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
I mean, if there was a version of you with a penis, you'd fuck it...right? Like just outta curiosity at least
So who left their underwear on a lamppost in my aunt's backyard
I would definitely ride that dick into the sunset if nuggets are involved
I am not a whore. I just wanted casual drinking, monogamous sex and occasional McDonald's runs.
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