Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
jess passed out on the pong table. it was depressing until we started singing shania twain an hour later and heard her muffled voice singing along.
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
Hippo gnu deer
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
I will probably be peed on at some point today.
can you blow me for old times sake
only for old times sake
There's a point around the one and a half minute mark where the keg stand goes from impressive to pathetic
I'm hungover and surrounded by children and Republicans. What did I do to deserve this?
I got laid and laid off at a conference in long beach all on the same day
Eh. They balance each other out
It's really sad that I'm trying to calculate in my head the type of place to have dinner that's worth anal
I'm out of breath and my thighs burn but at least it's over.
I NEED A MOM FRIEND. NOW.
DIBS on your mom for my beer pong partner.
i woke up on the third floor, naked in a closet.
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