North Korea, Best Korea!
everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
she wants me to text her or call her all the time when we are apart...this is not high school...
You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year
She's a squirter....that makes up for lots of other annoying things
Tim said I dropped my taco in a puddle and still ate it.
The bosnian sent me a sext with his dick next to a comcast remote. It went up to the "stop" button. Ironic and appropriate. Grab your remote and imagine it.
You've ruined television for me.
It's raining. Will need ride home and blow job.
Met my future wife peeing in the men's room. I stood in for the missing door on the stall. We really hit it off talking about how her butt didn't even touch the seat from all the years of squat lifting in high school.
My liver just had a heart attack.
Tomorrow after you go to the library to look up gay porn, I'm going to come to your apartment to paint a nude portrait of you. Get pumped, plopernickle.
He literally just peed in a trash can in our room. It didn't even have a bag in it
are you listening to the theme from Jurassic Park whilst pooping?
YOU HAVE TO STOP TELLING BARTENDERS WE DON'T HAVE MORAL STANDARDS
He can move his dick. Like on its own. WHY DID I NOT GIVE BLOWJOBS BEFORE?!
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