I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
I'm buying a pregnancy test with my lunch money. Classy.
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
Dude i think i got lasagna in my eye
he ran me a hot bath. i thought i was in a pot and was going to be eaten. i was strangely ok with this
critical mistake not lubing the nipples
PRINCE HARRY WAS AT WAL MART SO NEXT TIME YOU BITCH ABOUT GOING TO WAL MART REMEMBER THAT EVEN PRINCE HARRY GOES TO WAL MART.
Best part of leaving the university? Interns are as hot as my former students, not legally off limits, and they will do anything for a full time job.
Also either i just launched into space as a rocket or my legs just orgasmed, but i am high as a soul train
So I decided to sleep with him for the first time in months so I can convince him it's his kid instead of the other guy
I realized my soar muscles form the shape of me leaning over a toilet
If you think I'm going to drive 5.5 hours just to bang a guy, you'd be absolutely right.
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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