He made me leave when I challenged "all you bitches" to a game of strip taboo.
I guess, just don't make it awkward
MY FUCK BUDDY'S MOTHER FRIEND REQUESTED ME! IT'S ALREADY AWKWARD COREY
Piecing together the sordid story from witness accounts and photographic evidence, courtesy of Fcebook. My night included Mojitos, lighting the bar on fire and declaring myself the Queen of Nerds when I stole someone's flashing tiara. Woke up this morning with a velvet cape and plastic scepter to match. Mojitos are awesome!
BTW send me your address and size of condoms you wish your lover was-- "if you build it, they will come"
Hot Italian guy literally came into my logic class just to get my number to study with me and left. America.
I'm running on jager fumes right now. It's like I put diesel in a prius and said fuck it.
Dude, all I know is that I came out of this thing wearing a snorkel mask and completely covered in glitter and soap.
I'm wearing a utility belt filled with alcohol
I had to write an apology letter to my roomate for hotboxing in our bathroom. What a bitch.
You said "this is only my eighth drink" with like 6 separate drinks
Just because I stayed up all night betting on Australian Horse Racing doesn't mean I have a gambling program.
And then he served me a piece of a brownie on his dick. It tasted amazing. Such a good night!
I feel like any time there's that much rope, lingerie, and horse masks on the ground, it's safe to say it was a great night
I'm on a party bus with a stripper pole with middle aged women who have all started drinking
God bless your soul.
I woke up next to a Big Mac box.. And had no sheets or clothes on. The night was a success I think.
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