Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
I'm going to rise like a phoenix out of the drunken, shameful ashes that were last weekend.
ill do whatever it takes for me to get more high and eat pie
I've been ignoring his texts cause last night I put him in my phone as 'ignore for atleast a day' and I trust my drunk self.
Hey can we break in your window? We need to borrow the dog.
You told me you aren't worried about the police that you've been training for this an that the last three months of your life have been devoted to building up your stun gun tolerance and pepper spray recovery time.
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
I used to be terrified of what was under your bed until I passed out there last night. Now it just feels like home.
When were you at my house?
I'm currently braless eating the balls of the penis cake and drinking warm champagne. I'm 3 cats away from crazy at this point
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
I want to put in my resignation as an adult. From now on I will be spending my time drinking beer and skiing.
Somehow I got food poisoning AND alcohol poisoning in the same night. Its like everything I love is trying to kill me. I'm waiting for my tv to make its move.
I was so high I could TASTE the fillings in my teeth
You should of known that i was high if i refer to myself as melting into anything
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