what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
Just found a hundred dollar bill on the ground. Hope you're looking to drink tonight
I don't think you'd be able to understand Inception if you weren't high...
he obviously didn't care that i was sleeping and dreaming about ellen degeneres knitting me a christmas sweater.
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
He's had mdma poured down his throat. He's getting huggy.
I know this is really fun but I don't wanna glow anymore
After he finished he sang his college fight song like it was some victory
A little sexual choking never killed anyone. And if it did, they died happy.
Did you just send me an ass picture with a quote from the lion king?
What are you gonna do about it?
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
ah lol cocaine is strange when I dose I feel like an elephant running through a grocery store
the cop found his r2d2 bong and asked me if i ever smoked out of him. i'm like, no sir. he's like ahh. if i were to smoke, it'd definitely be out of some star wars character.
easily made my night.
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