You are the one person I know will appreciate this- and I'm aware that its nearly 5 am- but I have 3 words... G spot orgasm. BE JEALOUS
I wanna passion pit in your ass
Look at it this way: if he'll have sex with a tomato, he'll have sex with you.
It's like, I'm the official vagina for that DJ group
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
I managed to lose everything but my socks.. which stayed on all 6 times we had sex.
If you don't remember anything tomorrow, this is to remind you that you asked me in secret to build a bobsled with you and re-enact Cool Runnings.
Snorting lines of xanex off the back of my grandparents toilet before church. Thinking of u.
...And then you kept screaming "cock mouth" in her face every time she tried to talk.
Singing high school musical songs with an old Russian woman I met on the bus. What are you doing?
I just had to beg some random guy to help me climb through your porch window since the door was locked. FYI...i hear you having sex in there. You could of at least taken a break to unlock the damn door. WTF!!!
You asked for his ID and then said "I am like a bouncer but for my vagina."
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
Being an adult can't be all bad. I just took a vacation day solely to sit around and get stoned
She sent me a thank you card for not fucking her boyfriend...
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