I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
every time I hook up with him I think about the fact that penicillin was a mistake too... and look how well that turned out. It makes me feel just a little bit better.
I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
Having sex with her was like reading the Wall Street Journal.
She told me she was going to ride me so hard i would cum the ghosts of my ancestors...its gonna be a good time
At what point did we decide It was a good idea t have a wheelbarrow race in the parking lot?
Why do i even want him? It's like his dick is a trophy and I need to put it on my wall of shame.
Disasters an understatement. Hurricane alpha chi omega hit. On my way to buy carpet cleaner, super glue, and a new liver. Be back soon.
She was mad I came so fast. I was like, It's the Olympics! Fastest time wins! We can train you in the offseason.
If my neighbors have super loud sex again tonight, I'm going to leave a ball-gag and roll of duct tape in their mail slot.
Would you still love me if my nipple fell off?
Stuck in the Minneapolis airport for 3 hours with an expense budget and a wine bar. This could get out of hand quickly.
i just woke up, first off why is there pineapple everywhere and who's underwear is on my ceiling fan ?
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