some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
it was like his penis was on wheels.
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
We're so high we're finding things in the room to build a submarine with. So far we have two cardboard boxes, a piece of wood, puffy paint, and an empty bottle to use as a periscope.
I'm drunk in class and I'm pretty sure the bible freak behind me is saying a prayer for me
answer the phone. i thought i was eating cheese but it was butter. i ate a lot of it.
I want a burrito.
Truly, you are the voice of a generation.
I got eye-fucked by an 80 year old man wearing a cowboy hat while I was singing country. How do you think karaoke went?
Neither of us have work tomorrow and we live w/n walking distance. This is your official Sandy booty call. Come rock me like a hurricane.
So apparently dinosaur erotica does, in fact, exist.
We watched Purple Rain and then proceeded to have sex while listening to the album. If that's not exactly how Prince would want people to honor him, I don't know what is
Broke my ankle and blacked out on my scooter last night. 'Twas grand.
We fucked while The Odyssey played in the background. Homer would be proud.
I just got the high sucked out of me. Fuck.
There is a baby in my apartment. What the fuck happened last night?
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