do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
my mother and i just seriously had a convorsation about why you cant Google "Refurbished Dildos"
Why would you say my penis is small in front of so many people?
Just saw the pics you left in my phone. thanks for reminding me that last night was not a dream.
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
THIS TIME TOMORROW MY VAG IS GONNA BE BRAND SPANKING NEW.
The upside of a losing football weekend is that there are more sad frat boys willing to let loose their inner gay man.
I got propositioned while wearing the bottom half of a horse costume. It's like god is apologizing to me in the strangest of ways.
I was jumping over your garbage can screaming "Im a snow cat!!" ..Who wouldn't want to see that?
Less than a month to go... I do not understand how I was able to put up with a roommate who wears bright green Crocs for a year.
As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
You talk the same way I hallucinate.
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