Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
I just feng shui'd our living room furniture. You may be mad in the morning
do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
They had a "who can aim further away from the toilet" contest. I'm now washing piss off my ceiling.
It'll be like the burning bush except without moses and with pubes.
Your 'drink of the future' makes sense now- you feel it for atleast 10 hours into the future
in a garage, wearing a toga, theyre debating the logistics of Coke Pong. If I don't make it out of here... it was me who stole your Barbie in the 4th grade- I've never forgiven myself.
Luke did at least 8 shots of pure mayonnaise last night. I am not sure if that is better or worse than my 2 cement mixers?
Yea not today, I ending up taking a shit behind a tree last night.
Haha sweet. I'm being the Mad Hatter. I'll be drinking out of a tea cup all night. Or at least until I inevitably lose it, break it, or use it as a weapon.
THIS IS NOT A LAUGHING MATTER, CAITLIN. MY PARENTS ARE FUCKING. LOUDLY.
Quit giving me a hard time, whens the last time you got head every night? Cougars are where its at they dont play games
Let's just say, I'm pretty sure you're banned from Skype.... like, forever.
when i woke up with rugburns on the tops of my feet, knees, and chin i was a little confused. and then i remembered i had sex with him in his friends walk in closet.
you yelled, puked and cried then passed out in the fetal position in your underwear
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