i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
Stop staring at my boobs, I can't concentrate
Well how do you think I feel
fair enough
Took it a bit far last night. While leaving his house, I sent myself a text that said, 'you're still pretty"
We left the bar in 2 bicycle cabs. It cost thirty bucks and they took us to the wrong hotel. When we finally made it to the right one we ended up in a room with three randos from alaska. Jammed out with them for like an hour. Those inuits are good guitar players
'Twas I. Do you have any idea what it's like waking up to see you sent a text inviting someone to partake in "sexy rumpus?"
I actually cannot wait for your visit. I miss people who make me look like the virgin mary in comparison.
I'm sorry, you might have to start setting aside some time in your day for my pussy.
It's fine. I wouldn't trust either of them to be my workplace drug buddy.
"what's it like being a dancer turned stoner" well, i can change the netflix using my feet mid bongrip, so there's that.
Remember when I got punched in the face on NYE last year? I don't
Yeah! Just remind me to. I'll also bring the blow up penis
No alcohol sales on Election Day. WTF? Today, of all days, I need to be splurged to to vote for any of these morons running for president.
Well, I could just slap my dick to my phone and see what it says
i just called dibs on the taxi driver at the bar that isnt drinking. im a grown up
Bruise count after new years, 7. 2018 is looking up.
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