I just jerked it to the same porn two nights in a row... and she says I have problems with commitment...
i hope the fucking fire crotch burns his mouth
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
a lady just got escorted out of the bar because she came in carrying a can of gasoline while smoking a cigarette....this place is the definition of class
Wow, being the totally hot and slutty looking 30 year old lady on the dance floor does NOT necessarily mean that she has skills in bed.
Just because he saw my boobs doesn't mean he knows me all of a sudden
I don't appreciate the fact that you tagged me as a giant bucket Miracle Whip.
Her mom is a nurse who got called in to declare someone dead. Just got wing manned by a corpse.
Yeah, but having a dick this size has ruined 3 marriages.
I'm literally naked with a whole pizza in my lap sitting in my chair.
If I wasn't planning on spend the rest of my life with you I wouldn't send you so many nudes, so fucking appreciate it
She really wants to put my dick in her mouth, and to be honest I really don't want to put it there.
Oh, did your mom say anything else about my butt?
Do you remember telling those ppl that they need to mate and give you the baby and in 15 years you will all reunite and it will be a party?
Oh and sorry for almost killing all of us last night... twice...
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