it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
i woke up this morning to a slap on the ass and jake saying "you should let me put it in your ass now" i need out of this relationship.
for sure. did you let him do it?
thats not the point.
i just ate an entire onion plain. all alone. i have never felt more single in my life
i will be the first lesbian to ever fail women's studies.
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
I heard about the break up and if you need a place to stay my vagina is open for you 24/7
A valiant attempt to obtain a backhoe was made
I have a fannypack full of condoms and acid. Let's get weird.
I just contemplated drinking cheese dip. And by "contemplated," I mean "attempted and was forcibly stopped from."
I replaced his Viagra pills with sleeping pills.
you showed up at my door at 3am, handed me a bag of cold chicken nuggets and said "lead me to the non-irish Siobhans," do YOU think you were tripping?
Other than trying to finger me on the couch in the middle of the bar a few times, you were fine.
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
i love how you, my friend, sends me a picture of herself wearing a shirt that says "i am dead inside" and i'm just like "awww baby you're so cute"
that's just solidarity
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
Randomize
