Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
you should just get pregnant. that way you don't need to decide on a career.
I just five second ruled a donut I dropped at starbucks, everyones staring
you are the sluttiest virgin ive ever met
thanks it was an honor just to be nominated
i wrote down the address for planned parenthood on the back of the receipt for the condom that broke
I woke up to his gay cousin telling me I had the prettiest boobs. I don't even wanna know.
He threw me a bud light and when I opened it he smacked it out of my hand because "Dave giveth, and Dave taketh away". WTF
He asked us to wake him up with a strobe light. We had it going in front of his face full power for half and hour and he didn't even blink.
I can never go back to Jacksonville. We think I may have punched a child in the face while on acid...
So i walked around campus drunk and alone last night eating pizza and a lunchable from 7-11. Sat by the flag pole and drank an entire liter of water, took off my shoes to prance around in the fountain, then stepped in dog shit on the way home...barefoot.
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
You should be able to leave recommendations on Tinder.
I just gotta say that I feel so much better now that I got some. I mean I feel like a normal functioning adult ready to contribute to society.
Well I got black out drunk before the rehearsal dinner and berated my family with insults. But other then that it was a good time
He totally fucked me in his Chewbacca socks
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