I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
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Dear tim. Christina farted and it smells like kid roses.
just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
there hasn't been a girl guy ratio this good since a guy jumped on one of the Titanic life rafts
too bad being hungover isnt a job. just threw up from 9am to 5pm
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
Well now that I've given all the athletes mono there goes our chance of winning any conference championship
He wants me to have his first child. So that makes four gay men that've called dibs on my eggs.
thought a girl was checking me out today. took me like 5 minutes to realize it was a mannequin
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
I'm literally trapped as the little spoon on a mattress on the floor of an unfinished basement with a professional athlete snoring in my hair
Just letting you know that your little sister is now your eskimo brother. You can send a thank you edible arrangement to Tammy.
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
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