I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
YOU CAN MICROWAVE POPTARTS!?!??!
Nothing quite says America like barbecue and beer at 9 in the morning.
well once we started drinking vodka out of wine glasses there was no turning back
Drunk Tina signed up to be part of the crew team and got a text from the captain telling her there's practice tomorrow. Wtf
We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
We could supplement the Tour with Edward Andre-hands. Because 40s are for the 99%.
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
He's sweet and rough. A wonderful contradiction. He's the starburst of sex.
So everything was good he was big spoon I was little spoon and then I got peed on
I fell asleep in the bathroom during my mothers dinner party with no pants on. Her friend walked In. I was told to not come back.
I woke up with a treasure map drawn on my ass. Whattt.
you had me at "meet me in the bathroom"
He's stripped out of his boxers and is dancing and slapping his dick with string cheese...I don't know whether to call for help or take a video.
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