And now I'm afraid that I'm a pornographic eater.
Im gonna name my vag after egypt, "the valley of kings"
i think i just witnessed the elusive male walk of shame
We FINALLY fucked. I swear that's the longest I've ever held out for
Umm you met him three days ago....
I said what I said
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
Standing in front of the open refrigerator with a 3/4 empty bottle of wine eating Bac-o's from the jar, topless. Somebody really should've taught me better coping skills.
Tonight will be judged a success if I walk out without having thrown up on my shirt.
Throwing up out both ends. This is not how I pictured adulthood.
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
I'm going to CVS to meet the Craigslist guy who is going to buy my underwear. If I don't text you within the next hour, plz assume that I have been abducted by a stranger with an underwear fetish.
Now I don't feel like I'm sweating cheeseburger all the time.
I'd date him. I'd date the fucking shit out of him.
good morning. i just did a walk of shame in front of his grandmother.
So how do I tell him I've been sleeping with his wife too?
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
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