Christians are straight up FREAKS
pwbgyin
what?
penguin condom
yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
Apparently when you order 'bottomless fries' at red robin that doesnt mean you can go around to every table and eat all the fries you want off other peoples plates.
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
dude i feel like shit
well u did eat a lot of play-doh
and after you realized your puke was bright blue, you started crying hysterically and screaming, "I DON'T WANT TO BE A SMURF!" no more uv blue for you.
the $50 fast cash from checking button should just be retitled "8th of weed"
My valentine's day: watching The Notebook, and porn, eating chocolate, and ice cream. All while jacking off.
Wow... you've managed to cover all of the sad girl stereotypes that exist.
do you think a sharp knife would stab through a cheese suit?
Puking on the side of the road and legitimately just got a head nod and thumbs up from an 80 year old man on a Segway... What the fuck?
I had to get my boss birth control a work today. I knew going to ASU would come in handy in my career someday.
Like, yea, let's talk sexy but also...LOOK! I SAW A CAT!
Last night was a sign that I need to stop sleeping with any girl that can quote the mighty ducks
Specially the ones that look like Goldberg
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
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