My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
You can't have your penis and eat it, too.
We're attempting to get a tally of how may people puked last night...Please respond with your vomit status.
I'd rate him "doable" on a scale from "ew, run" to "you should've already fucked him".
That's about an "8" on normal scales.
Anything that comes outta your cooch is bound to be breathtaking
That could use a little rephrasing
i have two emotions: emotionless and blind with rage
Gave him an awesome blow job on his living room couch last night, so at least he'll have something nice to think about next time he's watching the Tigers lose.
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
I sleep texted my mom and asked her for a condom last night
I think my body is a cloud. This mixture of things is heavenly. Dare was wrong, drugs are awesome.
holy fucking shit get me out of here. even the babies are wearing beanies
If I die here, tell my vagina and my cats that I'm sorry.
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
why does every cop we meet know your name?
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