the best things in life are free. have that freshly fucked look and doing the walk of shame by HIS girlfriend.....priceless
Last nIght I drank wIth the new guy from fellowshIp & my pastor I've known sInce I was 7. It was agreed by them that I had nIce tIts. I'm not weIrded out In fact I'm flattered...
I think I'd rather ejaculate tabasco. You'd have to scrape out guacamole.
Thank God for cruise control and the Starbucks cup I had to puke in.
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
So everything was good he was big spoon I was little spoon and then I got peed on
I feel like vibrating beds are just synonymous with venereal diseases.
Whether ya want it or not, it's gonna happen. Assimilate to the gay
You kept sacrificing me last night. You would just yell out "Virgin Sacrifice!!" and then throw me into a circle of men.
Your actions as of last night have earned you over thirty new nicknames.
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
In all the years we have had drunk sex, have we ever done it in a bed?
Its like your face is a pile of corn and I'm a chicken
...What??
when I finally sobered up enough to get out of bed this morning I went to talk to mom and forgot that I had TITS written in big letters on both my hands. I love drinking games.
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