Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
I just saw the preacher from the church I grew up in while I was buying condoms at the drugstore... he remembered me.
It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
She thought someone was breaking in but when I said it was me she got even angrier and threw a coffee mug at my head.
It got a little outta hand when you wanted to do body shots on the table.. at Dennys.. at 4 AM.. with lemonade
You know you drank too much last night when your mouthwash tastes like water
I think I'm still drunk...I just gave my empty conditioner bottle a break-up speech before I threw it away.
As a general rule of thumb, I don't call until the claw marks have healed.
That pizza at 1 am literally tasted like I was eating an angel
Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
It was a bad idea to take ecstasy with cats in the house. No animal likes being touched that much. Let me know how your eye feels tomorrow
You can cuddle me. Word on the street is my ass is ridiculous.
i have paint on my face i'm missing my earrings, there's a bag of rice in my room, and i have a purse full of monopoly pieces
Question: how does one descretely ask the ice cream truck driver thats out at 10:00pm if he sells weed?
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