go do what you do best...puke behind churches
so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
Tall, dark & handsome can suck my short, pale & awkward dick.
I dont ever wanna see you tell my little brother to "spread the seed" ever again
Reason #437 to hate Louisiana: Just went to the public bathroom at work. It was so humid the toilet seat was damp and sticky. Either it's the humidity or I sat in somebody's yesterday piss. I choose to believe the humidity.
Okay you totally passed out. Ask me about the bike parking garage and the expired baby formula in the morning.
you kept begging me not to tell anyone you had been a bat in another life
the only plus side is that now I'll be able to tell my son not to trust the condoms that his college gives away..........
im so poor im using the bottom of my laptop to heat my food.
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
this is terrible I feel like i'm trapped in a cage with a wild republican
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
He was so hammered. He called the cops on the landscapers he thought they were trespassing. 2 were arrested on warrants.
Idk man there's lots of bad dick but even a bad cookie is still pretty good
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
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